Mean Evil Lying Mumus (or MELMs) are like mean mumus, but these work in Klan. They are very sexual and they never love their babies at all. Since they're one of the greatest threats to pookies, their society is also one of the PPP worst enemies.

What do they do?Edit

  • They pretend to reproduce with you.
  • They feed you gross Elmo soup!
  • They can even make passionate love to you!
  • They rip off your panties, clothes and boa.
  • They hold your head underwater.
  • They do happy dance when the pookie/s they made love to dies.
  • Some of them even post their videos in Youtube!
  • They put you in the oven as if you were in Auschwitz.
  • They throw you.
  • They give you a time out for no reason.
  • They fuss over your wista and treat you like trash!
  • Try and pleasure you with spears and swords.
  • eat you out.


  • Sometimes they will abuse you right away when you go to their iggy.
  • It's very rare that a pookie lover is being a meanie mumu just for a dare,roleplay,or video.
  • It's very rare that pookies will be a meanie mumu when they grow up. It's also rare for a meanie DUH DUH since mumus hate reproducing with males
  • It's very rare for them to abuse a pookie when they are in the pet shop. They will also "look" for a pookie by saying "Looks for pookie,needs ones (one) to spoil!!"
  • Sometimes they will feel bad for adopting a baby and say sorry to their baby and say they will never abuse again.
  • If a Protector spots a MELM on Youtube, he/she tracks down the MELM and ties her down and then begins making love to her while slowly killing her with venom

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